Stupid joke~

Earlier i saw this joke from a forward email...and as u all know, i seldom forward email XD...so just post is here and let u guyz enjoy ^^

its about a....chek ark kid wanna apply for a job, this is wad he actually did to the application form =.=


Name: Ah Meng
> Age: Still young
> Sex: Never. Still under age
> Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
> Race: I love to race, how you know?
> Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
> IC Number: 6735
> Telephone number: House no telephone
> Hand phone number: 3310
> Address: Penang Jelutong
> City: Nor Haliza?
> Postcode: I never post anything
> State: In my family, I am 2nd
> Country: I love to travel to Canada
> Marriage status: Secret
> Email Address: Hotmail
> Education Background: My teacher said not bad
> Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
> Father's name: Daddy
> Father's IC: You ask him
> Mother's name: Mummy
> Mother's IC: You ask her
> Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
> Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
> When can start work: Depends on my mood
> Highest qualification: Ya, very high
> Grade: Ya, very high
> College/University: College
> Signature: Can I use chop?